Prime Time Chicken Takeout macht sich Gedanken über next generation Flughafen-Security:

"Soon air travel will require all clothes to be checked in, and you will not be allowed to take anything on board with you after submitting to the complimentary anal probing. Then someone will go and ruin it for everyone else by swallowing a brick of C4 and planting a contact switch in their teeth, and we’ll have to have our teeth pulled in the interests of security."